Play station 1 was bad,

That is why dad.

Said “it drives him mad”.

But I said “that is all I had”.

Why did the world have to be round?

Why is our money in pounds?

Why is my dog a hound?

Why has everything got a sound?

Coca cola went to town,

With his knickers upside down.

He went to bath,

Followed a path.

Which led to his unwanted doom.

Arnold Harris married his wife,

Then killed her children with a knife.

He went to the shop,

And bought some fizzy pop.

And had no spare change for his mum.

Spotty was spotty,

He called for stretchy,

Who called for sporty?

Who called for scary?

Who called for stripy?

Who called for silly?

who called for stupid?

who called for sinky?

who called for sooty?

But none of them helped.

Harry was a pest,

He said “owe my chest.

He lay down to rest”,

Then he shouted “were’s my vest”.

The moon means fright,

The sun is bright.

The moon means night,

The sun means light.

Flint went on a bridge,

But then he saw a fridge.

Floating on the stream,

Flint fell into a dream.

That he was floating with Mr. Bean.

But then the world came back.

But Flint saw Santa with his sack.

Flint said “go back to the moon.

And until Christmas I’ll see you soon”.

Rose had a pose.

She licked her nose to stop her from sneezing.

But then she was freezing.

In the cold and wet

But she didn’t know were she was yet.

But then flash bang the Dracula showed her fang.

Which scared her away.

And that was the day where she learned a lot and broke her mother’s pot.

She was very sad because her luck was bad.

And that was the end of her,

She was gone FOREVER.

Ghosts are dead,

But you’re in bed,

They come out at night,

But not in the daylight.

They hide at day and come out to play,

At night when it’s dark,

When you hear a dead dog bark.

They kill people too,

To get them in their crew.

But some clever man had a very clever plan,

To stop these evil beings,

And leave people to their dreams.

They got a knife and a hammer and made a bang with the hammer.

It went through their heart

and stopped them in their spot.

Now everyone was happy,

Especially the people who were tatty.

Now you can go to bed without any dead ghost’s there.

Foa said “no”.

To row

And so

And doh

And oh

And flow

And yo

But she said “yes to no”.

Rico had a race,

He had a very slow pace.

He came third because of a bird,

Who flew into his eye.

Dracula comes out at night,

Without the help of daylight.

He drinks from your veins,

Not from the rain,

He doesn’t drink water.

But he has a gorgeous daughter,

who brings the boys

For his father’s tea.

Dear Diary,

I feel bored again tonight.

This is what happened to me today.

My dad was going to work again and i asked him to drop us at the park on his way but he said my sister would be tired on the way back.

So i just had to play in the garden.

I just want to go to school.

Dear Diary,

I feel excited tonight.

This is what happened to me today.

Tomorrow after school i’m going to a football match. I have been chosen to play a match at st.Judes.It made me feel very excited.

I tried to think what would happen but i can’t.

This is a big chance for me to play football.

And i will show them how to play football.

Dear Diary,

I feel really bored tonight.

This is what happened to me today.

My dad always goes to work and i have nothing to do.

I tried playing cards with my mum but she was watching snooker.

Tomorrow’s going to be the same.