Play station 1 was bad,
That is why dad.
Said “it drives him mad”.
But I said “that is all I had”.
Why did the world have to be round?
Why is our money in pounds?
Why is my dog a hound?
Why has everything got a sound?
Coca cola went to town,
With his knickers upside down.
He went to bath,
Followed a path.
Which led to his unwanted doom.
Arnold Harris married his wife,
Then killed her children with a knife.
He went to the shop,
And bought some fizzy pop.
And had no spare change for his mum.
Spotty was spotty,
He called for stretchy,
Who called for sporty?
Who called for scary?
Who called for stripy?
Who called for silly?
who called for stupid?
who called for sinky?
who called for sooty?
But none of them helped.
Harry was a pest,
He said “owe my chest.
He lay down to rest”,
Then he shouted “were’s my vest”.
The moon means fright,
The sun is bright.
The moon means night,
The sun means light.
Flint went on a bridge,
But then he saw a fridge.
Floating on the stream,
Flint fell into a dream.
That he was floating with Mr. Bean.
But then the world came back.
But Flint saw Santa with his sack.
Flint said “go back to the moon.
And until Christmas I’ll see you soon”.
Rose had a pose.
She licked her nose to stop her from sneezing.
But then she was freezing.
In the cold and wet
But she didn’t know were she was yet.
But then flash bang the Dracula showed her fang.
Which scared her away.
And that was the day where she learned a lot and broke her mother’s pot.
She was very sad because her luck was bad.
And that was the end of her,
She was gone FOREVER.
Ghosts are dead,
But you’re in bed,
They come out at night,
But not in the daylight.
They hide at day and come out to play,
At night when it’s dark,
When you hear a dead dog bark.
They kill people too,
To get them in their crew.
But some clever man had a very clever plan,
To stop these evil beings,
And leave people to their dreams.
They got a knife and a hammer and made a bang with the hammer.
It went through their heart
and stopped them in their spot.
Now everyone was happy,
Especially the people who were tatty.
Now you can go to bed without any dead ghost’s there.
Foa said “no”.
To row
And so
And doh
And oh
And flow
And yo
But she said “yes to no”.
Rico had a race,
He had a very slow pace.
He came third because of a bird,
Who flew into his eye.
Dracula comes out at night,
Without the help of daylight.
He drinks from your veins,
Not from the rain,
He doesn’t drink water.
But he has a gorgeous daughter,
who brings the boys
For his father’s tea.
SEPEHR
